Aisle be watching you.
Hold still, or I'll get @harrycauty to piña down.
Flyer than a trolley dolly. Avec @louisehazel.
An increasingly well-travelled, yet lazy pig. You're looking at a snow globe trotter.
Directing a video here tonight. It's so grimy, there's Pooh on the wall.
Fuck a close-up, the Zoom is powerful.
Pretty base-sick meal. @pizza_and_wine.
There's a thin line between pumps and pimps.
Today's shoe: Nike Air Huarache.
Express yourself. Knickers wit' attitudes. Avec @paleytron & @kenziemayb.
Last night at a pal's birthday party. I was drinking gin, everyone else went for high-knickern.
What, no blackcurrant?
Got put in a sleeper hold by @014susie last night. Too much kush 'n' any face is a cushion.
Smacked it. Right in the kisser. Catch me on @therealdjmk & @shorteeblitz's @kissfmuk show from 1am.
Prices are a little out of this world, but that's why they're wrapped in Klingon film.
Be Alfraid. Be very Alfraid.
If you don't have any of my releases, you should start stocking up. Avec @therealdjmk.
Today's shoe: Size? x Nike Air Max 93.
Branched out to record a song with my Irish brothers (there are tree o' them). Avec @theoriginalrudeboys & @jakegosling.
'We serve ale, yah. Genitalia'.
Who has the happy feet? The peng wins.
Big Bombaclart Choons that I selected for @seanibremix: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01mnm5k
Do I have enough money to pay my cab flare?
Every Angel needs a wingman, I guess. Just passed through my brother's video shoot to say halo.
Today's shoe: Nike Air Zoom Flight 'The Glove'.
Let it all out on the drums. Haim lick manoeuvre. Avec @HAIMtheband.
For those that can't handlebars and clubs.
Met a grime legend. This photo is scratchproof. Large up @ScratchyDemus.
Professor Grin. Avec @professorgreen. Happy birthday again.
But if you keep shooting, someone's always bound to get caught in the crossfire.
She looked dangerous, but I did the shooting while she held her fire.
Tonight's shoe: Gourmet The 21.
Mikill Pane x @gabbycolledge. No glasses on, still a spectacle.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. You have to get that bird. Good luck with that, @nicholas_.
Could I get reggae la fries, please?
If I catch you sleeping, I'm taking the Mickey D's.
Is this the girl that won The Apprentice 2013? It would explain why she's giving me some sugar.
I told you that was Tony Adams on my team in the last pic. I was always Gunner wanna prove it.
Yes, it's a shit picture, but in my defence: that IS Tony Adams...
It's pretty Clare that I love this woman's music, isn't it? Avec @claremaguire.
Tonight's shoe: Nike SB Dunk Low.
Once in a while, I express myself in a sloppy way.
Even though my socks match, the odds are stacked against them.
He wasp-arse in my window & thought he'd say hello. That moist be what happened...
One man band.
Take it again! Eye wasn't reddy! Avec @harrycauty.
Brap. Mans get into Jacuzzis with joke Uzis.
Aunty Jackie just sorted my hair out. Lock up your daughters.
Lots of banks = lots of brake-ins.
Sunshine in taxis makes me happy. It's like cab-a-ray.
Very quick visit to the Beeb. Just about had some Xtra time for one for the road.
Bumped into @bignarstie last night. He said we should write together. I already have a pen behind my ear.
Wearing a Bush-up bra. Cartrain, Redchurch Street.
Beautiful sunset against all odds.
Newspapa. Avec @percyverance (they're not related. Poles apart, in fact).
Passed through @dxpechef's Box Park store & grabbed a load of goodies. They didn't bat an eyelid.
You can't spell lavatory without Tory (especially when it's usually full of shit but has a stupid grin).
On a panel of speakers, feeling like a Bose. Thank you for the opportunity, @CreativeSoc.
Trying to fit in with the regulars. Taken by @ciesayxx.
The problem with bright ideas is you always have to make sure the bulb above your head is energy efficient. Photo taken by @pause_mag.
You guys want to download some free music that you can smile about? Beam, my guests.
Dope 'n' for business at last. My brothers at @dxpechef have finally opened their Box Park store.
Thou shalt use the Lorde's naming vein: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHW8u2DzpxI
THANK GOD IT'S FREE DAY. YOU GUEST IT TOO EP: http://sbtv.bandcamp.com/album/you-guest-it-too
You Guest It Too EP, free download, 8pm. Lots of guests. This should've been the cover. Photo taken by @percyverance.
I kept my promise and went back Forum. Thanks for having me, Hertfordshire Uni. X
We wear more black out than Nigerian gyms. Avec @tramplife_. #dxpechefboxpark.
We bus' tops at bus stops, @itsyasmin.
It's all peace and love. If it isn't, @machariabrian will beret the hatchet anyway. #DxpeChefBoxPark
If you're upset because you didn't get your hands on a pair, I hope this provides some constellation.
Tonight's shoe: Air Jordan 3LAB5.
From one cast to another.
Good nut and God bless. X
Legends in the hall of same. Avec @themagdi. #sneakerboots #london.
Just before @beccadudley introduced me to the stage (the closest I'll get to a booty call). #sneakerboots #london.
Not even the Stealth Bomber is a sneakier aircraft. @nikeuk #sneakerboots #london.
The feet were in the Air. The hands were up in arms because they wanted to do the same. Avec @kreptplaydirty, @konanplaydirty, @gfrsh & @poetscorneruk at the @nike #sneakerboots #london launch.
Hopefully, this is the only boo I got. Thank you for having me at the #sneakerboots #london launch, @nike.
Just a couple of hours left until I deliver a river-ting performance at the @nike #sneakerboots launch.
Just soundchecked @ @nike's #sneakerboots launch. The noise would've made your airs ring.
Back from NYC with such an orange mug, you'd think I'd been on TOWIE.
See you soon, New York. I've left with some great stories. This is my Virgin of events. X
6am at JFK airport. What's the story? Morning, Old Glory.
I could've lied & said ice hockey doesn't go over my head. It's not like you would've caught me red-handed.
Haven't I senior somewhere before?
You'll bounce back, America, and that's resilience re: zillions.
That's Zol, folks.
The Abominable Smoke Ban. You ain't seen nothin' Yeti.
Black da fuck up before you get smacked da fuck up.
Oh, hey! Fans see seeing you here, @teddysphotos!
Happy Sunday, Man Utd fans. Even if your team beats mine, us Arsenal fans'll still be looking down at the rest of the table.
The shape of things to come.
Every photo turned out weird. I think the camera shutter was made on Shutter Island.
Love for the underdog.
OMFG!!!! Oh, MSG! I've rapped at the most famous venue in the world, thanks to Ed Sheeran.
Pulling a fast one in a hybrid taxi. Fare play.
Awwww, Aunty Lucy is one in a meal.
I just put Sunday's plans on ice. Thank you, Uncle @jakegosling.
Met an amazing talent called @ahsan_music. Listened to some his material. Very gripping.
Tonight's shoe: Air Jordan IV.
I wonder how many premier producers I can rub shoulders with. Avec 9th Wonder & @djpremier.
It's almost the season of good Will.
Of course you have to be rich to get in. Entrance is just under a G.
M-fryer State Building.
That's what's up.
A padded room means one thing: a straight jacket.
Fucking hip stirs.
Dearest Americans, unlike Christopher Columbus, I come beering nothing but gifts. You can now get The Guinness & Blackcurrant EP on iTunes. X
I should be a dentist. When I smile, you see diamonds, & I just discovered @djpremier's plaque problem.
Old school like hand-me-down t-shirts. Thanks to @djpremier for the Yo! MTV Raps x Gang Starr x @stussy top.
How does your garden glow? @teddysphotos @ Madison Square Garden, Nov. 7th, 2013.
Career highlight, I square on my life. The only photo I took while onstage at Madison Square Garden.
My hotel window is high up and I'm milking it. Ledge 'n' dairy photo, this.
I still get excited whenever I see this flag. *Stares and strips*.
When I have to leave here, I'll also be a bit of a state.
Today's shoe: Nike Air Max 90 Sneakerboot.
Off to New York tomorrow. No sleep 'til Brooklyn, but for now, we'll be Eastie boys.
Burping the candle at both ends.
Not going in there. The congestion is Tube ad.
Tonight's shoe: Nike Lunar Flyknit Chukka.
Boyz II Menaces.
Thanks for having me, @newtonfaulkner. I'll be back in a little wild.
In the studio with one of my favourite MCs. I'm having a good year. I thought otherwise, but I'm easily swayed. Avec @SwayUK
Possibly expanding this event & hosting it in a car park. It'll be called Pray & Display.
A limo with a roof rack.
Was actually on my feet for most of the game, it was that in-terrace ting.
Just to remind you wall who's top of the league.
One-upmanship vs. Writer's Block. Share a picture of how you take your Nike sneakers to the next level & tag #sneakerboots #london for the chance to attend the exclusive launch event. #TeamNike
Today's shoe: Nike Air Max 1.
I've been hitting the gym, ladies. Feel my pecks...
Fuck jelly and ice-cream, these kids are into Skelly & High Scream.
Bored with regular family life, the Mad Hatter became curiouser and curiouser...
My spider sensi is tingling.
Flipping the bird and putting it on the Web. Avec @tommycofficial
Deerhunter S. Thompson. Jordan put his thinking cap on & wrote some sick shit for my next EP: You Guest It Too.
Big man ting. We've learnt how to tie up our shoe strings. Avec @gfrsh.
Tough-looking car, but is it photobombproof, @rizzlekicktures?
While this photo was being taken, all I could hear in my mind was Gang Starr's 'Check the Technique'. Avec @djpremier.
Sorry to butt in, but...
The devil makes work for idol's hands. Got to hang out with the man I respect most in hip-hop: @djpremier. Thank you to @rizzlekicktures, @shorteeblitz & @realdjmk for making it possible.
Fuck you, Lenny Henry! This is how you get Premier iiiiiiinnnnnnnn! Avec @djpremier, @shorteeblitz @therealdjmk.
If you're a hip-hop fan & you don't know who that is on the right, fuck you - I won't even kiss you goodnight.
Got into the building without getting searched.
Got held at Gunner point by @mikedelinquent until I did an interview with @thearsenalhorse: http://youtu.be/4xOASaPtva0?a
If I was marked on how I got Neneh Cherry [@misscherrylala] & @soul2soulUK to hang out, I'd get a pretty high greyed, courtesy of @tedsdraws & @virginemi.
#ThrowbackThursday The problem with promoting an album dedicated to a teacher is: if you forget your clothes at a festival, you have to play in your underwear.
A Cherry got popped on my bed after we connected Soul II Soul. What a great Virgin story, @virginemi. Neneh Cherry & Jazzie B prints by @tedsdraws. Only 100 of each in existence.
Getty Images? Get-in Images. Looking proud of myself after skipping the queue for @virginemi's 40th birthday party.
Up the duffalo stance. Shots of a beautifully pregnant Neneh Cherry at @virginemi's 40th birthday exhibition.
Back to life imitating art. With the Funki Dred at @virginemi's 40th birthday exhibition.
Back and white. In the studio with @mikedelinquent, working on album two. Get my first one here: http://po.st/BMBYearbookiTunes.
Fisheye. Finding Negro.
Big in the game.
Just in case you thought the only boxes Nike hook me up with have shoes in them.
Your panoramic shots are no match for mine. Earlier on at Arsenal vs. Borussia Dortmund.
Tonight's shoe: Nike Roshe Run Sneakerboot.
Enjoyed sightseeing on the 76 en route to the studio. Gimme some more. Bus to rhymes.
They'll gladly sweep the topiaroof.
Dread Hot Chili Peppers.
Biscuitness in the front, party in the back. Avec @louisehazel.
Pane. Perfect l'eclear.
I had to fight through the pain. I don't even want to finger bout it.
A cup pool of minutes after @RudimentalUK played a sold out Brixton Academy.
He killed it drumming for Rudimental @ Brixton Academy. Guess he can say: Beanie there, done that. Avec @BeanieBhebhe.
With 1/4 of @RudimentalUK, @KesiUK. This happened last night, so it's like quarter under the bridge.
Another special @RudimentalUK moment. Try as you might, you won't be able to trump it.
This was Brixton, rudey. Mental. Big up @RudimentalUK for showing me love at such a big show.
Tired after studio, but a couple of drinks and I felt like a new man. Avec @JohnNewmanMusic.
Why? Bic cause @wflsncrm say so...
The exact moment my own balls dropped. May contain a trace of nuts.
Today's shoe: Nike Air Max 1.
On a lighter note...
Your balls only just dropped? You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Ladies thirst. Earlier on at the Nike #FeelLondon event avec @louisehazel.
Shooting (shoe ting).
Taken just after @joehallam from BBC Radio 1 [@BBCR1] barged into my flat like, 'This is a raid, yo, Mike!'.
This influences me to believe I'm black more than my own reflection does. Beverage leverage.
After yesterday's CRTYRD session for @bucksmusicgroup. Kept it low-key because we get stalked a lot. Avec @adamcoltman.
No filter. Only joking. Of Cores there's a filter. We're in a fucking recording studio. Avec @coresmusic.
Court on camera: filming a CRTYRD session for my publisher @bucksmusicgroup avec @adamcoltman.
I didn't wanna miss carriage of justice.
Highway maintenance. Then you add some light, so I can see what you did there.
Writing a killer song. It won't be hard to find the Cores of death. Avec @coresmusic.
Grabbing Mexicans by the neck like I've adopted U.S. Customs.
Yum. Done, and full of crumbs.
Happy Me Diem. When low ceilings meet high spirits.
You'll have Trident stopping my gigs soon. People seem to be coming to them to get shot.