Got the munchies because I'm three feet high & rising. It's just meal, myself, and iced.
Once in a while, a chapel have a truly memorable experience. Thanks, Union Chapel. X
No nails with this cross, Catholics. Just a Scru. Big set from @scrufizzer.
Altarnative music by @dreammclean.
Pray that funky music, white boy.
All I kneed in this life of sin...
Technically, it can still go flat.
If you want to do it, sign right here.
Food porn. Thought I'd include a bit of muffin this photo. Thanks for the 'special' cakes, @EmmaLunaC. X
Great photos, but nobody gave us the heads-up that they were being taken.
I accept, @oliversweeney. I'm one of those menu should always invite to things like this.
Today's shoe: Air Jordan I.
My brother @xomanmusic reckons rappers need to get shot to be legendary. I did it, no biggie.
Last night with @mrgraymusic & Wall To White from Breaking Bad.
This is what my DJ Odin @percyverance meant when he said he'd be getting me baked for my birthday.
Tonight's shoe: Undefeated x Nike Dunk Hi.
And a fucking huge thank you to my fucking great friends at Nike for the fucking sport swear.
Thank you for the birthday gift, @raphacycleclub & Raeburn. As I get older, I reflect on the past.
First gift. It's wrapped after you receive it. It's what birthdaze are all about.
If interfering in the business of legends was a sport, I'd have a gold meddle. With @MRGOLDIE & @willpowersmith.
Barbecrew. Mikill Pane x @truetiger.
Just me left in the van when you takeaway my band. Thanks, @alexmontaque, @bkdrum, @rossewart & @oscimusprime.
His Loyal Highness, print's charming.
Intimate gig, but you looked like a million bucks. Thanks for having me, @buckssu. X
Last Thursday: @calvinharris pushing the levels up in designer wear. Calv Incline.
Shout out to my buddy for the sweet little gift. Reece's pieces.
These bags are more handy than a monkey's feet.
Scotland! Sunday 9th June, Golden Voice Arena. So nessessary.
Taken by James Hawley in 2011. Thought I'd shave it for later.
Yum Yum Ninja, Brighton. I wanted some cage 'n' chicken.
Mo' money, mo' problems. Moko, less problems. Brap. @thismoko.
It's Sunday, Celeste talk about church, Gossipel Girl.
Vanished from London, ended up in Brighton. Didn't diss a pier.
Eye've bin watching you.
More effective in the colour purple than Whoopi Goldberg.
Restaurant industry. Invest.
London to Brighton. My way or the highway.
Took a brake from cycling to Brighton to thank @chargebikes for the bike & @raphacycleclub for the clothing.
Monkey biz knees.
Nick Griffin's entourage.
Look how hot @itsyasmin is. Smoking.
Stolen goods = baddy bag.
That went well. Very well. Halliwell.
I'm royally high. Never been the Prince of Wales though. Hey, if the shoe fits...
Today's shoe: Tricker's for Present Two-Tone Superboot.
I grabbed a couple of joints & I was happy.
Because my songs aren't in heavy rotation.
Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the hedge. If you do, I'll be a furious MC.
Like a message from God. It's a mirror, cool.
Expected to see a harpooner at @kallavelle's 'The Ocean' single launch. Harp owners are cool too.
Oh shit. I'm in turd place.
Tipsy. Elle, oh Elle.
I can't tell where my A&R's leg ends and his back begins. No homo.
Hmmm...did I see what I think I saw? Find out for yourself: http://po.st/ChairmanoftheBoredVEVO
'Chairman of the Bored' is out now. Tell a friend. It's all about the shares.
I'd steal @jakegosling's 600k-copies award that he got from @palomafaithmusic, but I don't commit black-on-plaque crime.
Re: versing at @stickystudio. This takes me back.
Today's shoe: Nike Free Huarache Light.
Stupidly went to a West End club last night. Ordered my mate a drink, so he could take his anti-epileptic tablets.
I posed for the photo then got straight outta there...
Me being a bit of a Bel-end last night.
Earlier on before the rain made me speed home. I really had to put the petal to the floor.
A letter from God to Man(chester City Football Club).
Not sure who'll be happier to see this out of a dietician and a racist football fan.
With my managers @adamcoltman & @jakegosling. Pretty descent guys.
How do you afford these class A drugs? You get paid peanuts.
My DJ Odin @percyverance is wondering what heel do next. The suspense is killing him, bless his sole.
I just became mainstream. Going to have to take a photo with David Guetta next.
We're only famous on you, Tube. With @rizzlekicktures.
Watching Brand New Heavies. Old school, but still heavier than the ton in Eton.
The coolest walls since the ice-cream manufacturer.
Did an acoustic gig for @bmbagency earlier on. I hope they weren't expecting Tea Pane.
Here's the 'Chairman of the Bored' artwork & my very hands-on marketing manager @paleytron.
Rizzzzzzzzzzle Kicks. @rizzlekicktures.
Had a beard race with Scroob. Got pipped to the post. Big up @scroobiuspipyo.
Loaf the gargoyle gecko is a rap fan. He likes my music, but he leans toward Big L.
Meet Loaf. He's @kenziemayb's gargoyle gecko, not a rock star obsessed with bats coming out of Hell.
Great vibe at @mattwoodsmusic's EP launch last night. Ain't felt this good around Woods since my dogging days.
I saw it, realised where I was and had a little 'I'm not on a beach' bawl.
My boy @willpowersmith will give you serenAIDS with his big, black pianist.
Please take note...
Been lying there all day. I felt a bit ill, sofa cough.
That bird got fucked. Nothing left to do now but spoon.
By the pooer of Grayskull.
About to see The Place Beyond the Pines. This could go either way.
Today's shoe: Air Jordan V.
Rap gig. Seconds later, the water falls. Niagaraz Wit Attitudes. Photo by @ConorMcDPhoto.
Every dog has his.
Meet Billal. He does R&B (ribs and beef), so we call him Tray Songz.
Leon is so irritatingly good at cleaning windows, we call him Bill Grates.
I'm getting Ayrab munchies.
Let's not talk about the photo, otherwise this'll become a snap chat & there's an app for that. With @bkdrum, @oscimusprime, @alexmontaque & @rickahir.
Two Panes, but I didn't see a glazed expression in the house. Thanks for last night, Liverpool. Photos by @tobychaplin.
Things got hot and steamy but somehow, I'm still in the friend zone.
Because he's a bit older, you'd think my tour manager @stevem62'd be a square, but he does cut some shapes.
Took this in Munich on Friday. Should've posted it then, but my level of forgetfulness was at an all-time high.
Never cross the road without a lollipop lady. Jorge Pardo's sculpture 'Penelope', Liverpool.
Liverpool Metropolitan Cathedral. Customer services is situated on the crowned floor.
I put them above, until I realised that this wasn't a tip on how to compile a wish list.
This is write-up my Liverpudlian street.
Just got in. Going to film the action and name the movie The Last Boy Scouse.
Today's shoe: Nike Air Max 1.
My new band Incomplete Words are the next big fing.
En route to play @soundcity in Liverpool. @bkdrum is on his naptop.
You're one in a million, Munich...Munique.
Old's cool. Old school. Glass of 2013. @stevem62, @rickahir, @bkdrum, @alexmontaque & @oscimusprime.
Soundcheck sounded so sexy, we turned Converse on.
And last but not least, my keyboardist @alexmontaque likes black kicks more than a Nigerian karate sensei does.
My awkward, eavesdropping bassist @oscimusprime will listen to a black converse, then go & put his foot in it.
My guitarist @rickahir is leaving to join the Navy.
My drummer @bkdrum wasn't going to wear his 'til they threatened to beat him until he was black & blue.
Tonight's shoe: Converse Pro Leather Mid.
My Munich hotel, with worse views than the Nazi Party had.
Is that why his emails always end up in your junk?
Just touched down in Munich. Get a load of this.
Pack now, travelator.
To the airport! I just got a lift. Off...
Saw this in Waitrose. Wait...what?!
I totally support flower power, but how effective would a daisy chain be?
Bay king hot.
Don't hide from it, @tommycofficial. Face up to it.
Doesn't look like rain, but my over-cautious manager has his Mac on.
Talking business in the sun with @tommycofficial, but the weather made me go off on a tan gent.
I thought I dared to seafood alone but I chickened out.
Today's shoe: Nike Zoom Stefan Janoski Mid.
Ran into my pal @rorstar23 in the kebab shop. She's so chilled; never been a prima doner.
I can't look at you when you have your balls out. Photo taken by @charliecarrgomm.
I spent last night chilling by the fire with my gang of oxymorons.
What would win a race: a BMW or a Harley? @rizzlekicktures.
I hate you, Jordan @rizzlekicktures. Of all the times you could've hurt me with stains, wine ow?
If you're searching for a reason not to go to @wirelessfest on July 13th, not even Yahoo! can help.
D'you believe in the ghost of Captain Morgan? His spirit is in the shadows...
Cups & brews is...all you'll get in my neighbeerhood.
Wire you posing like you lift, bro? Photo by Shaun Bayliss.
Thank you for the jacket, @MASTRUMofficial. I want to sing you a thank-you song. I just need to make my ma strum a guitar.
Ah, fuck. Looks like I have until Friday to learn how to converse in German.
They will smuggle your shit out of there if you don't heed the coaster guard's warning.
Just met two amazing Poles. Going to nickname them Arctic and Antarctic.
Represent Inception. Plant an idea. @representclo S/S '13 lookbook: https://vimeo.com/64879561.
Just in case my last post Leeds you to believe that I'm only doing one half of the festival.
Sunday, Reading (pronounced 'REDing', for anyone that thinks I picked up a Bible), BBC 1Xtra stage.
Sneak peek at the 'Chairman of the Bored' video. You know, just to whet your appetite.
Miramax Films? No - mirror, Macs, films. @oscimusprime, @rickahir.
Everything about last night's gig seemed to shine. Gloucestershire became Glosstershire, so I raised my glass to shire.
I'm single and bored. Let's go on a date...
Say what you want, but the bottom line is: I'M BACK AT MOTHERFUCKING READING & LEEDS THIS YEAR.
Back on the road & I've brought the muscle. This is a Jean Claude van, damn.
En route to Gloucestershire Uni Summer Ball to wreck shit. We put the van in vandalism. With @rickahir, @alexmontaque & @oscimusprime.
Mikill Pane x @fartpoliceman: http://iswearyourefamous.tumblr.com/. Can you digit?
In the tour van with Margaret Thatcher (I'm not a necrophiliac - that's just what I call my scary old bag).
Post a poster poster.
Soundcheck panned out nicely. I'm at Proud Camden tonight. Come down. Onstage @ 10pm. X
It's Mikill Pane x @frontarmy. Just bare that in mind.
Trying to do what I came to do, but DJing keeps getting in the way.
We might be close, but we're standing sick smiles apart. With my brother @willpowersmith last night.
Score: Mikill - 1, vinyl. CDJ tonight.
Yo, @cleo_j, @willpowersmith & I like you. Lens be friends.
You're the chalk of the town, @willpowersmith.
Chilled as fuck in Boxpark. Perfect place to take a Knapp. Great spoken word from @ceciliaknapp.
Last rehearsal before tomorrow's Proud Camden gig. The weight is almost over.
Double-page spread in Front Magazine @frontarmy. Printing that must've taken a whole lot of ink.
Had a sweet little walk down a quality street.
#RibesVibes. Let's start a trending tropic.
I watched my boy @itsnateldn play Havana Affair @ Embassy last night. I don't think it was a bad eye, dear.
Embassy, Old Burlington Street. Should've put the paintings on the ceiling & called it the Sis-teen Chapel.
Come off large shorts & onto camouflage trousers, say @siobhanbell_ & @cleo_j.
I rep @representclo, but tell me to strike a pose & I go on strike. Posing is something this rep resents.
Got subtly photobombed by a demon, as you do.
Tinking about de choco late.
Oooooooo! There's another black round here!
Unlikely t' rain this evening.
When the sun comes out, normal activity grinds to a halt.
Biker by car. Sweet jacket, dude. Is it by Helmut Lang?
Rehearsal. 7-hour stretch with my rubber band: @alexmontaque, @rossewart, @bkdrum & @nazadamson.
Two-foot long cigarette...
Another pic from last night at #SIMMstock with my right-hand man @jlabelz.
If you don't get the picture, you get high & join the dots.
I might be a loser but I will never throw in the towel. Thanks for having me, #SIMMstock. Taken by @jlabelz.
Hung out in a pub garden with @willpowersmith & @kenziemayb (who got angry because Ray was all over her).
Tonight's shoe: Nike 1972.
Not as attractive as my sun glass is.
You are my sunshine, @siobhanbell_. Those glasses protect you from yourself.
You can either cycle or catch the busk.
Had such a ball in Paradise last night, I thought I was Tom Hanks & started calling my nephew Wilson instead of Harley.
I took this of my friend @goldiexx when she was just a girrr-ir-ir-irl.
Timo Maas x Mikill Pane - 'Grown Up', 22/04/13. Forgive me - I couldn't think of a daft pun...
I loff you, but jollof me too?
As simple as a nursery rhyme. Barber, black, cheap.
I've also got some tunes to sell you, Satan.
They've got tabacs against the motherfucking wall. Pardon my French.
Last night at Cargo. Nick Brewer was lager than life.