Marilyn Monroad. Pegasus.
Swimming with strong kicks, even when it's only three feet deep. Avec @jakegosling.
Had dinner with @christinaperri, yeah? And the conversation flowed like Perrier.
Signed by the very hardworking @christinaperri. She knows she ought to graft.
Yep, come and grey sit with your presence.
God bless Aperrica. Avec @christinaperri.
Six pack's been ab-sent for so long, but as you can see from this mirror image, it's on its way back to front.
Sock sess full foot trance plant.
Today's shoe: Nike KD VI.
Walking around my flat naked with a glass of red. To be Conte nude...
You can't beat the deets on de feet.
Ladies & genital men...
Today's shoe: Undefeated x Nike Lunar Force 1 Hi.
Round of applause in a Roundhouse. One of those 'be there or be square' moments. Avec @newtonfaulkner.
Lucky my heart's still beating after last night. When @newtonfaulkner dropped 'Teardrop', I nearly had a massive attack.
I reckon I can take him if you take my side. Thanks to @robinprint for a remarkable gift.
Today's shoe: Nike Air Trainer 1.
You see dish shit right here? It had me foaming at the mouth.
I like it when you turn your black on me.
Just saw this. Richard III by the Lazarus Theatre Company.
On the Origin of Selfies by Charles Darwin.
Just been a notey boy, but increased my net worth in the process.
Wot? Sit? Stop lying to yourself.
Tonight's shoe: Nike Air Structure Triax.
The latest from my kitchen window. I'm Mikill Pane & this is sky news.
Just made sweaty-patchin'-it love to my running gear.
I was here earlier. Cool storey, borough.
Pretty. Fly for a black guy.
Two rainbows? Too much refraction or too much reefer action, @rafaelagoesl?
50% off. The markdown of the Beast. Photo credit: @nickofftherails.
You left this at mine, @rafaelagoesl! Finders, keepers. Snickers with attitude. I duo you a favour now though.
They're in a band called PARADES. Sometimes, in parades, you see an effigy. Avec @facefullofchalk & @clemscasino.
Black and yellow in the toilet. I was about to take a wiz.
It's more than just a fric'n t-shirt.
Even if you wear a scarf, you'll still catch your death of cold, @redcrillz.
'Can we help you, mate?'. 'Nah, just brows in'. Avec @jabucky92 & @redcrillz.
Photobomb this. Pose, all units. No photobomb disposal unit can stop us. Avec @kenziemayb & @louisehazel.
When you're trying to hear the TV, but everyone's being noisy & you wish you could tell them to shut the fuck up tellypathically.
Pinarhello! Woke up to find a hottie with a sexy Italian frame in my flat, but she belongs to @louisehazel.
Appy to have my godson around, even though his screens are the loudest.
Not a perfect colour match, but it's goodie north.
Killa v. Killa. @killakelakam wins because Killa Cam was worn out.
Saw my brothers @rizzlekicktures really mature as performers last night. Their balls dropped & everything.
Jumpman. Ow. Hi.
Always good to see the hardest working barber in the world, @mitchfly. Never seems to take days off. Cut above the rest.
The cape won't make you fly. @mitchfly makes you fly.
So, it's automatically guilty because it's black? Poor homie. FragRANT over.
Rays the roof.
When you're so drunk, you wish you were never born and you assume the feet'll position...
Tee. Black. No sugar. @wflsncrm.
Munchies bug me. Kill the bug with pestocide.
Today's shoe: Nike Air Rift.
*Chris Brown voice*: Juices...??.
Today's shoe: New Balance MT580.
#ThrowbackThursday You can't intimidate me at my own gig. I will stand-up for myself. Shot by @emilycoxhead.
#ThrowbackThursday These wellies have been out of stock for a couple of years now. Wakestock 2012 avec @teddysphotos. Shot by @emilycoxhead.
Fuck shaving. I'm off to grab the day by the scruff of the neck.
Was dreading getting up, but it's hard to sleep through the sound of a Gong.
#ThrowbackThursday When I spent a lot of time jerking off at @thedineruk.
Boxed in the face.
While enjoying the fruits of my labour, I felt the need to spit & out came a Pip.
Take me home, & step on it. I'm a shadow of my former selfie.
Black as lick-ear ish.
From MP to cabinet minister.
Want to tour again. Still haven't managed to put the last one beer hind me. ??
These tunes are like audio porn, so these are basically ear muffs.
Shhhh...uplifters will be prosecuted. Avec @harrietrosesmith_ & @jamesparades.
At @ShoreditchRadio with some anti-pop equipment, better known as @jamesparades & @harrietrosesmith_.
Down & owt up North. Photo by @emilycoxhead.
Why?! Be Cossack can, that's why. Avec @leonlour & @tommycofficial. Filming & canned laughter by @emilycoxhead.
Wrist assured that you have our full sport.
It snot the official video! The official one is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5nf3EVNZU4&sns=em
Don't sell party drugs but I'll happily Flipagram of this. This is NOT the vid for 'So You Got a Groove' by @billandwill feat. Mikill Pane. You can watch the official video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5nf3EVNZU4&sns=em
Just red the footnotes. Photo by @emilycoxhead.
Dropping some heavy shit this year. I'm staying tight-lipped for now, but @tommycofficial knows it weighs a tongue. Avec @emilycoxhead.
Note to self: don't let @emilycoxhead into the room while you're trying t'work...avec @leonlour & @tommycofficial.
When you've been doing straight rum for so long, you think you're a spirit level. Photo by @emilycoxhead.
Barpolar Sunshine. Avec @adio123.
Not as much space as there is in Star Wars, but they didn't want to keep their Han Solo that they couldn't be seen by @murkagetweets.
Fannying about with my camo toe.
First things first: breakfist.
Got to stop sleeping.
Since it's 'Simple Days', I did one sit-up. Video coming soon.
Still keeping it simple. Button Eyes x Mikill Pane 'Simple Days Remix' video coming very soon.
House obv. Balloons. Avec @billpostersdj.
Killed the tune dead. 'Is He Like Sunday Mourning?' by Lie-in-'ell Richie & The Coma Doors. Shot by @emilycoxhead.
Today's 6km run was peaceful. Everything was soak white.
Hair: P. Birthday. My locks are a year old today.
The energy bill will get paid if Pane lives in the house. Sneak preview of 'So You Got a Groove' by @billandwill feat. Mikill Pane.
This is, like, totes unnecessary.
Sick night out, hence the 'rabid in the headlights' expression on my face. Avec @leonlour, @billpostersdj & @rudneytrotter.
6km later and I couldn't waist the opportunity to show you some sweat.
This sky & this guy's disguise.
Must be drunk.
Today's shoe: Nike Air Footscape Desert Chukka.
This Mex perfect sense.
#ThrowbackThursday Epicleptic fitness.
#ThrowbackThursday Still living like I'm broke, so I do bounce checks. Video by @emilycoxhead.
Still shooting with my brother @184Productions. Thanks to @edwineurope for the cameoflage.
Take 5. Post 1.
Freeze. This is a holdup. Avec @leyland_julia, @rosslindgren & @context__ on the 'Simple Days Refix' video shoot.
The glass is cleaner on the other side. In context, of course. Avec @Context__.
If you want to be a part of the success of the MC with the facial hair, you must hash.
Banged from TV. Great interview, @remel_london & @bmoniboy. You deserve a pattern the back too, @wearebangradio.
Locate a microphone and a dress the public. Avec @remel_london.
It's l'hunchtime. Photo by @emilycoxhead.
It's 'ere, real.
Dumb Pérignon. Avec @tommycofficial.
Eye wanted to stay in tonight but eye'll pop out. We're out of Head & Shoulders. Avec @leonlour.
Just completed another tour. I can hold my head, high. Avec @rascalsofficial.
Thinking about the UK floods and hoping for a dry spell.
You're bound to have some bangers at a sausagefest.
Thank you to everyone involved in this tour for giving me a platform to perform on. Roll on the next one!
Beardy men x beer demon.
The unusual suspects in another eye-deep parade. Thanks to @tommycofficial & @rascalsofficial for all their help on this tour.
If your tour is going to end in Lincoln, it has to engine style. Whether it does or not, everyone kicks up a fuss. Thanks for last night! Xxxxx
Silent Diss Co. Avec @willpowersmith & @tommycofficial.
Not quite a sea of shoes, but definitely a leather pool. Thanks for last night, Scousers. Xxxx
Played for Liverpool today. Scored some overhead kicks.
He towels over you. Photo by @emilycoxhead.
I could never be your archienemy.
Pane-apple head. Photo by @emilycoxhead.
Mikill Pane strips. Lucky @emilycoxhead got a private dance on Valentine's Day. Avec @tommycofficial & @leonlour.
Got the hang of it in the end. Thanks to a crash? Course.
I'm speechless, but that doesn't mean I won't De La Soul about this. Thanks for the gift @_ryanrizzle.
Much love to @leonlour for DJing for me for one night in Manchester, just for the L of it.
Thank you for last night, Manchester. Keep it real & hold your tongues for nobody. Except me. Xxxxx
Tonight's shoe: Asics Gel Lyte III.
The car before the storm.
Songs in G Major. Performing 'May Be Wrong' with @gfrsh on Wednesday.
Hat off to @gfrsh for being a surprise guest in Camden. I was so excited, my grin was a bit disturbing, London.
#ThrowbackThursday Interview @ Reading Festival 2013 with @djhuwstephens. One can learn a lot without reading a handbook.
Thanks to Dingwalls for clothing down the venue for me to perform a brand new track (produced by @loudmouthmelvin) for @dropoutUK. Video out soon.
Got some great players on my team. I'm proud to be a chairleader. Avec @willpowersmith. Photo by @beckellery.
Well, oil be damned! Look who else came to last night's gig bearing gifts! Thank you, @areyoubearface!
Love these two. Last night, we had a bit of a Raven then a good Nata. Avec @nwoodmusic & @alexandrabirdieraven.
Front woah. Photo by @alexandrabirdieraven.
I do it because my fans are top drawer, not for the frame and fortune. Thank you so much, @chelsiewest. You are incredible.
Another soled out London show. Thank you all so much for the best gig ever. Xxxxx
Done so efficiently, it was like watching a German whip up the crowd to a frenzy. Love to @meridian_dan for being a surprise guest last night. #GermanWhip.
Radio Gaga. No Freddie Mercury. Avec @willpowersmith.
The food is greasy & fatty, but it's selfie for you. Avec @tommycofficial and Bossman.
When it comes to mobile phone signal, this is the most bars you've ever had.
Hidden mess edges...
My tour manager @tommycofficial likes to eat his takeaway with a spoon.
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN WALK IN NORWICH'S SHOES, PUT YOUR FUCKING FOOTWEAR YOUR MOUTH IS. Xxxxx
Toyed with a few ideas, but I rotor decent caption in the end. Any bitch says different, I'll chopper up into pieces.
Just got to Norwich with a little help from the shat-nav.
3-hour road trip to Norwich in a bit. I'm beside myselfie with joy.
If this isn't a sign that my existence isn't all in this kid's head, I don't know what is.
The man, the myth, the leg ends...
Slow moshin' & slow emotion.
Rowdiest crowd of the tour so far? Mosh def.
No need to get your phones out, Leicester. You're already ringing me. Thanks for a quality night. Xxxx
Don't hang around on housing estates anymore, but the lifts I get in are still absolutely fowl.
Happy Monday, fuckers! I'm still Bez friends with my bed. Playing Leicester O2 Academy 2 later. Don't sleep on me. X
And you thought Harley was the laid-back one.
Future star. Thunderbirds Argo! Respect to @rizzlekicktures for having @thunnnderbird support them on tour.
I told you we'd get crews so fired up, @willpowersmith. You went & got crucified.
Feeling strong after Benge press.
Great angle. I've got the moves like jagged.
Don't recognise her. Can't quite put a face to the name.
This is how I feel right now, Shuffield.
SHEFF-HEELED! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT. AMAZING GIG. Xxxxxx
Still pissed off about the Arsenal score. No danger of these reds misfiring though.
Shameless plugs are barrels of fun.
A TOMMY GUN! Avec @tommycofficial.
Still a chance to get tickets for tonight's Sheffield Plug gig if you rock up to the door. I wish you wood.
*In @bignarstie's voice*: BHANGRA MAN IN DA FACE!
I'm coming for you tonight, Sheffield. I come in peace, so let's hope I come to no 'arm.
Thank you for paving the way for rappers like me. I am eternally great fool.
It feels so good to beam me right now.
YORKSHOER! Thank you, Leeds. That was incredible. Xxxx
Substituuuuune! Got @billpostersdj filling in on DJ duties tonight. Still a few tickets on the door.
El bawse. Photo by @tomcomphoto.
Up, up and er, wait...photo by @tomcomphoto.
Still getting support from hip-hop heads. Photo by @tomcomphoto.
Bottling up your feelings Leeds to low spirits.
I think the car has a fan belt problem, @ninanesbitt. Avec @tommycofficial.
Great set of pics from last night in Notts. Fan cue, @samkirk369.
Nottingham puts the mob in mobile.
Weather's a bit shit, but the view's Notts so bad.
If @willpowersmith's celebration was any more camp, it'd be a gay pride parade. Avec @tommycofficial.
The right to bare arms. Photographs by David Wala.
We both got what we wanted out of Nottingham last night, @mastershortie. Sir Loot.
I just one shoe to know that I love you all very much, Nottingham! Xxxx
Finally hit the big time.
Come & check out my opening act @rascalsofficial. Here they are modelling the latest supportswear.
Just soundchecked avec @willpowersmith. Should be a good show (Nott to seem big-headed or anything).
I'm hard as a rock. How can you Nott want to have six with me? Still some tickets on the door. I'm on at 8.45pm.